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Ops Team Training Update - Ops Team vs Sales Team - Fund Raiser 10km Run

The ops teams training program is on track to complete their expected victory over the rather unfit sales team.

We are pleased to see Carl’s training plan has taken a massive leap forward this week; he is now actually looking at running trainers on the internet.

Now, young Mark has come up with a slightly different approach to training. This involves lots of short sprints, once or twice a day, of about 30 feet. Coincidentally, this happens to be the exact distance between the sales office door and his mom’s GOLD SKODA FABIA. You would almost be led to think he was too embarrassed to be seen getting into the car?

Not much else can be said about Dan however, as he continues to hold the coveted title of the least fittest person in the West Midlands.

Out of all the sales team, it seems that Andy is the one whose training program is showing the most promise. Although, as most of us are aiming at running just over the targeted six miles, Andy has set his target at 2.9 miles. This may have something to do with it being the exact distance between his house and the Waterfront Balti.

We are pleased to see that Ian has embraced the far more important side of this challenge, and is concentrating his efforts into gaining sponsorship. We all thought this was a great attitude to have, but thought he may have an ulterior motive when it was actually Mothercare, Mamas & Papas and Pampers that he had approached; nothing to do with having another baby on the way then.

Unfortunately, the blog page is still under development but should arrive on the website soon.

Thank you for reading the latest update of the training log.